How to make a Joey bag of donuts

It's fun to head out shopping when you get a fun shopping list. I get these for Walmart, Subway, Moes, and more. They invariably contain a description of how owning these food items will make her feel. The reference to my Kashi "twig" cereal was excessive, so I bought her some "now with fiber!" Pop Tarts.

By the way, these now with fiber foods usually rely on inulin, which is a just-ok source of fiber. Wikipedia says it makes you gassy, woops.