This admittedly old document titled Why Can't I Own a Canadian? has been making the rounds on reddit. It reminds me somewhat of this old post.
In a similar vein, I came across this scary video yesterday. It's from an episode of Trading Spouses. I feel bad for the family, they had prepared such a warm homecoming and really seem embarrassed at the overzealous ragings of the mother.
Incidentally, that episode--or that woman really--inspired this doll, which sold for a great sum on eBay. God WARRIOR!