I decided since I was back to using Windows that I'd get reacquainted with Visual Studio. The College of Engineering at UF offers quite a few Microsoft products, including Beta 2 of Visual Studio 2005.
So I downloaded the ISOs and went to burn them. Dell puts some burning software by Sonic on their computers. I had also read about Sonic Solutions in Fortune and how great their burning products were. I opened Sonic DigitalMedia and started looking for a "create from iso" option. I looked through every candied-up, over-simplified menu and couldn't find it anywhere. I did some more research and discovered that I'd need to upgrade to the next version to get ISO burning capabilities (For only $119!).
So I hunted for a free solution and found CDBurnerXP Pro, which does everything I need. Kudos to those guys. I'm sure there are plenty of other options, but if you're looking for a good burning solution give CDBurnerXP a try.
Now...Start > Control Panel > Add/Remove Programs > Sonic *...