Creepy Brawny Man Commercial

There's something about watching a slow-moving Brawny Man with a twinkle in his eye caress the tabletop as he wipes away a dollop of cream. Especially when he's accompanied by the husky, lusty voice of an older male announcer.

Then he carefully wipes the cute puppy, which has gotten into the icing. Finally, he approaches the camera--this is apparently what'd you'd see if you just came home to this guy--holding the pup, and, now that his lower half is clear of the counter island he was standing behind, revealing his amazing Batman-esque codpiece.

As Phoebe says: my eyes! my eyes!

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